What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

Cookies: Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

Ice: The sweet release of death.

ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

(via offside-goal)